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To The Greatest Drummer in the World…

Monday, March 29th, 2010
To the greatest drummer in the world... In the summer of 1969, a mail sorter at a New York post office received a letter addressed "To The Greatest Drummer in the World." There was no address or return address and the sorter wasn't sure what to do. Fortunately, there was a former drummer who worked the front counter of the Post Office Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Old Indian Name

Monday, March 29th, 2010
This is mythical and deep...  truly beautiful... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean . . . . . . NAG, NAG, NAG,NAG, NAG," Click Here to See The Excitement!!

A Possible Answer to Marriage Problems

Monday, March 29th, 2010
Possibly Some Funny StuffAutomatically GeneratedYou take your chances Click Here to See The Excitement!!

BANANAS & MILKDUDS

Monday, March 29th, 2010
Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated... He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat.. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get To 'Milk Duds' , your sense of humor is seriously broken. This message is for America 's most famous athletes: Someday you may be invited Click Here to See The Excitement!!

The Blonde Swimmer

Monday, March 29th, 2010
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled on shore and Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Fresh Moose

Monday, March 29th, 2010
Hello, boss . . .  I cannot come to work today. A moose was born on my front lawn, and the mom won't let me out of the house!!!! Naubinway, MI, is about 40 miles west of the Mackinaw bridge in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . Baby Moose 12 Hours Old - Born in the middle of downtown Naubinway, Michigan In my 33  years in Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Cartoons for the slightly ‘Twisted mind’

Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Possibly Some Funny StuffAutomatically GeneratedYou take your chances Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Compassion (Caution: Adult Language)

Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Female Compassion A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The  brunnette said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The redhead said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," Click Here to See The Excitement!!

At The Welfare Office

Sunday, March 28th, 2010
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Cattle Guards

Sunday, March 28th, 2010
For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they Click Here to See The Excitement!!