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The Honeymoon is Over

Monday, June 28th, 2010
THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Life Explained

Sunday, June 27th, 2010
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second Click Here to See The Excitement!!

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Sunday, June 27th, 2010
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth and I know frogs are good bass bait. Also knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Why All Kids Should Tuck In Their Shirts!

Saturday, June 26th, 2010
Remember the clowns in the VW?? This video is a bit more serious! This came to me by email, but the video is up on YouTube. Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Laugh A Day

Saturday, June 26th, 2010
Laugh A Day Editor's Note: This email came with a table for formatting, but the table may have used css to declare the colors and fonts. I tried a copy and paste of the table, but was unsuccessful. I then took screen shots and stitched them together to produce the image you see here. I hope you enjoyed it! Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Three Ways to Spot a Millionaire

Friday, June 25th, 2010
Three Ways to Spot a Millionaire!! One Two Three Click Here to See The Excitement!!

RAILROAD TRACKS

Friday, June 25th, 2010
INTERESTING!!  TRUE???? Railroad tracks. The  US  standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the  US  railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Truck for Sale……love it

Friday, June 25th, 2010
Be careful what you ask of a woman...she may give you what you ask and still find satisfaction! A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Click Here to See The Excitement!!

How to Sell Toothbrushes

Thursday, June 24th, 2010
HOW TO SELL ... TOOTHBRUSHES The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.  Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on  productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit Click Here to See The Excitement!!

New Motivational Posters

Thursday, June 24th, 2010
The motivational poster emails are a regular occurance. Here is the latest batch to come through my Inbox. Click Here to See The Excitement!!