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Saturday, July 31st, 2010
A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you  doing?" he says. "I going to commit suicide," she says. "Well, before  you jump, why don't you give me a blowjob." So, she does. After she's  finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?". "My parents Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Great Bar Room Signs!

Saturday, July 31st, 2010
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~ Editor's Note: Someone had set these up probably in a word document. The email that I got had this very nasty code. I tried to clean up the code so that I could post it as origninal, but WP got a severe head ache with the code. It then occurred to me to take Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Hollywood Squares

Friday, July 30th, 2010
These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game-show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes Click Here to See The Excitement!!

The Meaning of Life

Friday, July 30th, 2010
Life really boils down to 2 questions... 1. Should I get a dog.....? OR... 2. Should I have children? Just to let you know I'm thinking of you today. No matter what situations life throws at you..... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.. Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You're laughing Click Here to See The Excitement!!


Friday, July 30th, 2010
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!!! Savasana Position of total relaxation. Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs. Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column. Halasana Excellent Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Today’s Word is Fluctuations

Thursday, July 29th, 2010
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get Two Hunat Dolla fo Yen. Today I only get Hunat Eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged Click Here to See The Excitement!!

World’s Laziest Cat

Thursday, July 29th, 2010
Editor's Note: Someone sent this in and the comedy value is worth at least the 36 seconds that the video runs. As usual, I received a .wmv version. Over a million have viewed this on on YouTube, but that still leaves around a billion internet users that have not yet seen this. I hope you enjoy it! An Army aviator friend sent this comment: Just Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Banned Sprite Commercial in the US. Use discretion.

Thursday, July 29th, 2010
Now THATS marketing to the male demographic! The German Sprite commercial that didn't make it to America ..gosh, I wonder why not? Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Egg Trick…. This Is Priceless !!

Thursday, July 29th, 2010
Johnny at his best!! These were the days when TV was fun and non-rehearsed! Watch the "Egg Trick" Video below. THIS IS PRICELESS! If Johnny Carson was still around, Leno & Letterman wouldn't have a chance! The real Tonight Show. The good ole' days. This trick has never been repeated in modern times.... Johnny Carson and Dom DeLuise. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Bet You Laugh

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
Man killed on golf course... A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another Click Here to See The Excitement!!