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Don’t go rafting without Baptists.

No Baptists were harmed in the making of this clip. Too funny!

YEP! VERY FUNNY

AMAZING!!!!! TO SEE IT, IS TO BELIEVE IT

The chalk guy is back.!!!!!!!!!!!
Positively astounding  !!
This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.

Totally worthy of forwarding!

Have a drink & take the time to smell the roses…..

A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . And those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service!

A true deer hunter !!

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

“Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and p ut her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’” I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand, pulled me to our bedroom. There were candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So, here I am.

Editor’s Note: As marriage is an adult topic (one would hope) this video uses adult language.

An Old Rolls Royce With a Mint Condition Body…

It’s amazing how the classic line can still stir ones soul.

I’ll never get tired of studying a classic beauty.
I’m sending this along to you because I would imagine you would appreciate classic lines and beauty.

There’s no need to thank me, that’s what friends are for.

The Car…The Car…  look at the damn CAR!!

Joke of the Day

Boudreau & Thibodeau were talking one afternoon, and Boudreau tells Thibodeau, “You know, I tink I’m ready for a lil vacation. But, dis year I wants to do sumting different. De las’ few year, I took your suggestion bout where to go. Tree year ago you say I should go to Hawaii, an’ I did an’ Marie got pregnant. De next year you say to go to de Bahamas. Marie got pregnant agin. And las year you tol me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Marie got pregnant again.

And Thibodeau asks Boudreau, “What you gonna do dis year dat’s different?”

And Boudreau says, “Dis year I gonna bring Marie wid me…”

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in  Poland  .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover~~~