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The Husband Store

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
A brand new department store has just opened in London. It sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the following instructions:- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you go up. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go to the next Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Aircraft Crashes Into 4 Buildings !! Joke

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES Aircraft Crashes Into 4 Buildings !! Terrible, just terrible. I wonder how the folks in those buildings felt? They probably yelled "Holy S- -t" ----------have a great weekend---------- Click Here to See The Excitement!!

You Might Be A Redneck If …

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
You Might Be A Redneck If......... (No words are needed) Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Alabama Tact

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some idiot wants to Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Puns for Educated Minds (UNCLASSIFIED)

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Puns for Educated Minds The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter Click Here to See The Excitement!!

ATLANTA AIRPORT

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are  cleared to land on  Runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on  Infidel's' runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta Tower Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Pontiac Firebird hits a bridge at 100mph

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
How To Video: How to convert this: Into this: Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Father O’Malley

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Every once in awhile you hear a good story that you feel obligated to pass along, and this is one of them. Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, D.C. parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying Click Here to See The Excitement!!

Hilarious

Saturday, August 21st, 2010
Editor's Note: It came to me by email, what can I say! Click Here to See The Excitement!!

UNIVERSAL LAWS

Thursday, August 19th, 2010
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Click Here to See The Excitement!!