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Senator Harry Reid Buys a Car

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
Mercedes

Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle.

Harry looks around and finds one he likes.

After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.

Signing the Contract

The salesman shakes Harry’s hand and says, “Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years.”

Harry says, “What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?”

The salesman replies, “No, you don’t understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years… THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your Health Care Plan”.

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, “But that’s not fair”.

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The salesman says, without any doubt or embarrassment: “NO S–T! Get with the program, Harry!”


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CANADA AND USA IN TROUBLE !!!

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s and Canada’s supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps.

It’s getting ugly folks.

And here are a few words from Achmed the Dead Terrorist.


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Drunk History – Nikola Tesla

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Mr. Derek Waters has an HBO hit on his hands.

If you haven’t seen any of Derek Waters’ “Drunk History” series, shame on you!
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/blogs/BlogtownPDX/

Drunk History, of course, is the very latest highly educational genre, in which amateur historians consume alcohol in excess and then recount, to the best of their impaired ability, the events of the past.
http://www.brainicane.com/

The Internet is going nuts with this today, according to Google Trends.

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