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Editor’s Note: Here is another video that came in a .wmv version attached to an email. It is an LG commercial showing a bikini model photo shoot with a surprise ending!!

Editor’s Note: Here we go again. I got this video as an attachment to an email. I checked and it was there on YouTube sure enough! The video contains valuable information about gas well fracking. Don’t have any idea what gas well fracking is?? Watch the video and you may know more than you ever wanted to know.

Another winner! The link in this email lead to another blog, but the video, again, is on YouTube. This features Bill Cosby. I once provided sound reinforcement for a university commencement ceremony in which Bill was the speaker. I felt that he gave the best advice to the graduating class of any of the various speakers that I heard in the course of several of these events

Editor’s Note: As marriage is an adult topic (one would hope) this video uses adult language.

FOR A GOOD LAUGH……This is for the over 50 generation:

I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and communicated with Facebook and Twitter.

I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space.

That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world.

My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag.

The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my wife as everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. Seems I have to take my hearing aid out to use it, and I got a little loud.

I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into i a long time. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, “Re-calc-ul-ating”. You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then when I would make a right turn instead, it was not good.

When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS lady, at least she loves me.

To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven’t figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings.

The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden “Paper or Plastic?” every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, “Paper or Plastic?” I just say, “Doesn’t matter to me. I am bi-sacksual.” Then it’s their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, No, but I do toot a lot.”

PS: I know some of you are not over 50; I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are.

Three men were hiking through a forest…

…when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs…

. . .and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

‘God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river’
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs…

. . .and he was able to row across  in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

‘God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river’
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream…

. . .and walked across the bridge.

Guys, if at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
Have a wonderful Day !!!

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

–David Letterman

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