WebPickUps Blog http://www.webpickups.com/blog An Archive of Viral eMails Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:03:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Serious Bikini Model Wardrobe Malfunction http://www.webpickups.com/blog/2012/01/05/serious-bikini-model-wardrobe-malfunction/ http://www.webpickups.com/blog/2012/01/05/serious-bikini-model-wardrobe-malfunction/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:03:08 +0000 admin http://www.webpickups.com/blog/?p=2824

Editor’s Note: Here is another video that came in a .wmv version attached to an email. It is an LG commercial showing a bikini model photo shoot with a surprise ending!!

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Editor’s Note: This video on Male Fertility came to me by a modern alternative to email: Blog Comment Spam. The video was not listed, but it was displayed on the site of the comment spammer. It is only partly tongue in cheek, but you may find some comedy value to viewing this video.

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Editor’s Note: Here we go again. I got this video as an attachment to an email. I checked and it was there on YouTube sure enough! The video contains valuable information about gas well fracking. Don’t have any idea what gas well fracking is?? Watch the video and you may know more than you ever wanted to know.

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DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, ‘Oh shit!’

SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle… It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. It is especially valuable at being able to find the EXACT location of the thumb or index finger of the other hand.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

SON-OF-A-B%%%% TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling ‘Son of a B%%%%!’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Hope you found this informative. There is no need to send me a thank you note. No trees were harmed in the creation or transmission of this message. However, a large number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.  

Make it a Great Day!

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Editor’s Note: The link came to me by email where this video was posted on another site, but checking YouTube shows the same vid. They may even carry them at ShopInPrivate??

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Where did the Texas longhorn logo idea come from?

An Idea maker for the Texas Longhorn Logo.

I did not know this!!!

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Gillian McKeith

This woman is 51

She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.


This woman is 51
She is Nigllea Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter and desserts.
I REST MY CASE
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Young girl working out at the gym

An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”

An ATM dispensing Cash

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Editor’s Note: A link to this video on an other video sharing site came in an email today. A quick search of YouTube turned up the same video posted there, so I now share it with you. This is a candid camera type video, so if you like people watching you will have fun with this one!

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Editor’s Note: A friend mailed out this video to his list. I got my copy and pass the video along to you. The video displays the problems that can result when untrained individuals play with guns. While this might be used by those advocating gun control, the real problem depicted here is a lack of ‘gun control’.

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